Lots of options, so hard to rank,
Bradley-Terry beats the blank

USB micro’s out, C’s in,

Now massive clocks can begin to spin.

A Stanford Bunny spins in air,
Transparent dreams with Pepper's flair.

Unfashionable greetings we impart,
Embracing the future with a retro heart.

A simple fix, a task well done,
Outshines a thousand clever ones.

With Pico 2W power, we devise,
Counting nights beneath the skies.

A budget dream, a custom build,
Power and thrift, both fulfilled.

Nokia's 3310, sturdy, true,

A blast from past, in modern view.

Crafting light with shadows stark,
Illuminating visions in the dark.

A ten-dollar guide in parking's realm,
Assembling swiftly, at the helm.

Between the lines of large and small,

Extra-medium fits us all.

“When people ask me what size I need, I say ‘Extra-Medium’” - Steven Wright

Embeddable time with style and grace,
Echoes of voices, time's embrace.

Photo: Pat Simmons, the voice of the speaking clock from 1963-1985

From 2001's melodic start,

Annual check-ups keep its heart.

Surveillance state upon your desk,
Computer vision at its best.

Lazy Susan spins anew,
Micropython guides her through.

Data platforms aptly named,

Overheard exchanges framed.

An old clock ticks, its time restored,
A Swiss heartbeat once ignored.

Photon meters saving grace,
Advancements in a flashing pace.