Forgetful brain, nimble hands,

Here’s some spiffy new commands

The hardware moves on, the case remains,

Jazz hands at boot, Raspberry brains.

A source of experts, wise and salty

Slow information, rarely faulty

Your batteries will never fail

With our gravity-powered scale

She guards your desk both night and day,

Keeping unwanted threats at bay.

An illicit shrine, secrets inside

Press a button, make them hide

Bringing back fond memories,

The Pi 500 has shiny keys

Lots of options, so hard to rank,
Bradley-Terry beats the blank

USB micro’s out, C’s in,

Now massive clocks can begin to spin.

A Stanford Bunny spins in air,
Transparent dreams with Pepper's flair.

Unfashionable greetings we impart,
Embracing the future with a retro heart.

A simple fix, a task well done,
Outshines a thousand clever ones.

With Pico 2W power, we devise,
Counting nights beneath the skies.

A budget dream, a custom build,
Power and thrift, both fulfilled.

Nokia's 3310, sturdy, true,

A blast from past, in modern view.

Crafting light with shadows stark,
Illuminating visions in the dark.

A ten-dollar guide in parking's realm,
Assembling swiftly, at the helm.

Between the lines of large and small,

Extra-medium fits us all.

“When people ask me what size I need, I say ‘Extra-Medium’” - Steven Wright