Lots of options, so hard to rank,
Bradley-Terry beats the blank

USB micro’s out, C’s in,

Now massive clocks can begin to spin.

A Stanford Bunny spins in air,
Transparent dreams with Pepper's flair.

Unfashionable greetings we impart,
Embracing the future with a retro heart.

A simple fix, a task well done,
Outshines a thousand clever ones.

With Pico 2W power, we devise,
Counting nights beneath the skies.

A budget dream, a custom build,
Power and thrift, both fulfilled.

Nokia's 3310, sturdy, true,

A blast from past, in modern view.

Crafting light with shadows stark,
Illuminating visions in the dark.

A ten-dollar guide in parking's realm,
Assembling swiftly, at the helm.

Between the lines of large and small,

Extra-medium fits us all.

“When people ask me what size I need, I say ‘Extra-Medium’” - Steven Wright

Embeddable time with style and grace,
Echoes of voices, time's embrace.

Photo: Pat Simmons, the voice of the speaking clock from 1963-1985

From 2001's melodic start,

Annual check-ups keep its heart.

Surveillance state upon your desk,
Computer vision at its best.

Data platforms aptly named,

Overheard exchanges framed.

An old clock ticks, its time restored,
A Swiss heartbeat once ignored.

Photon meters saving grace,
Advancements in a flashing pace.

Night visions caught with Pi's keen eye,

Recording secrets passing by.